Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a
repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the
repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the
dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll
mail you a check.
Oh, by the way don't worry about my Dalmatian. He is
very well trained and won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances,
talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the
following day, he was greeted by a no messing around
large male spotted dog. But, just as she had said, the
dog just lay there on the carpet watching the
repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time
with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any
longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied,
"Get him, Spot!"
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