Husband Shopping
A husband shopping center (Husbands-R-Us) has just opened where a
woman may
go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of
six
floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends
the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any
floor
you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you
cannot
go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the
first floor
the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads
the sign and says to herself,
"Well, that's better than my last
boyfriend,
but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further
up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids
and are
extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But
I wonder what's
upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!"
exclaims the
woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!"
And again she
heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic
streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting
me further
on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor
123,456,789,012,345 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely
as
proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at
Husbands-R-Us and have a nice day.
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