Dear Tide Laundry Detergent People,

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have.
I've used it since the beginning of married life, when
my Mom told me it was the best.
In fact, about a month ago, while at my
mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my
new white blouse. She started to berate me about my
drinking problem. One thing led to another and I ended
up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as
well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. On my way
home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with
bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out!
They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA
tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product.
Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty
bag people.
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