My husband is 73 years old and loves to fish. He was
sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a
voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and could
not see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he
heard the voice again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there floating on the top
was a frog. My husband said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up
and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful
woman you have ever seen and will give you the most
wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever dreamed
of." My husband looked at the frog for a short time
and then reached over and picked it up carefully,
placing it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog
said, "What are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures
like you have never had."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Naah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."