Dear Abby,
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought
me a mood ring, so he would be able to moniter my moods. When I'm in
a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time, he'll buy me a
diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in Pennsylvania